May 2011
1 post
April 2011
2 posts
March 2011
10 posts
new stolen bellbottom jeans+dumb short bangs=hilarious
February 2011
2 posts
I want to start an all female Fugazi cover band called Fugirlzi.
January 2011
4 posts
oh no!
I was a nightmare at the champagne party!
I don’t understand. Usually I’m so well behaved around champagne. It must have been the 5+ Jack on the rocks I had before heading over there.
December 2010
4 posts
Glens Falls
It’s like showing up at an ugly sweater party and finding out you’re the only one in an ugly sweater and everyone is just sitting around watching Nirvana Mtv Unplugged and drinking Yuengling.
November 2010
2 posts
July 2010
3 posts
It's not a boring city.
It only seems to be a boring city because I’ve been sitting in my room all day and if I were smart, I would get up and go out looking for something interesting to do. I’m sure that something will happen.
Like yesterday,
I found a poster of shoes.
For free!
June 2010
2 posts
May 2010
9 posts
Got a job
Got a different job.
A Poem about Anchor Beverage and Discount Tobacco
Stand aside you sick men at the beverage center
I have come to buy my soda and I am the beauty of South Glens Falls
Hold your chew till I pass
and raise your eyebrows as I pull out the exact change
I have lived next to the discount beverage center all of my life
I know these men, these products
I am bowed down in a rediculous posture of renewal and the clerk asks for the 1,000th time
...
There are things to do
But rather than do these things I am sitting at the computer checking all my favourite online sites!
I’m not leaving the library untill all of my work is complete, which means it could be a long night I shoulda brought something to drink here.
If you plan on having a garage sale
It is imperative to advertise.
You can’t just give everything away for free.
You can’t give things to pretty girls for less money because they are pretty.
You can’t force your friend to date a gay man just because you think he’s attractive.
It’s important to bring sunglasses.
It’s more fun with mixed drinks.
The last time I had a garage sale it was the...
Living
Living in Harlem this summer will be beautiful, perfect, awesome. I’m so excited I could just die. Really.
what the fuck do i look like
Really. What the fuck do I look like and who fucking cares?
